AND apparently, also Jodi’s ex-gf, Britney. That’s funny because Heather and Lainy and I were just discussing how our ‘hood (which is the Columbia hood) is the new Provincetown. Jodi confesses that she had an affair with a girl at Columbia. Tom: She said ‘are you still fucking Nadia’?īette: Thank you, I got the gist of it. I heart her, especially when she calls Bette out re: Nadia, who “doesn’t exactly have a poker face.” Yeah she has more of a Single-White-Female-ish face lately. Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear of Nadia: Jodi is your cool aunt who always lets you do things your parents won’t let you do and says things you didn’t think anyone would really say in public (except me). Really? Really?!! Really? Seriously, I am watching the clock and waiting for this to be over. “I am good at up and down motions!” “I was hoping you could give me a guitar lesson.” “Please stick your cock in my mouth!” “OOO that tickles!” Everything that she says you could imagine receiving from pulling the string in her back. This girl, the Wanny, is basically a blow-up doll. It seems there is nothing we can do to stop the force, no matter how careful we are. I don’t know what kind of sex that is, but it’s kinda gay. “Įlka: Well, actually, gay sex would be alright.
So right now you’re like “I wish there was more sex”–let’s be more specific here. K.C: Right now, you’re like “there isn’t enough sex,” and whenever we complain about something it happens the next week. K.C.: I don’t know but I think maybe you’re predicting next week’s heterosexual sex scene. A lot of people watch “The L Word” to see some nip. Because Kelka have their fingers on the pulse of the lesbian nation, I would like to share this convo from their last podcast with you:Įlka: It’s not only lesbians who watch “The L Word.”Įlka: Dave Chapelle isn’t watching “The L Word” for the relationship drama.
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C’mon, I’m serious.įor those of you who don’t listen to the Planet Podcast: WHY NOT? I recommend you download it now. You know who would do a killer opening song? I wish Amy Ray dated someone on “The L Word.” OMG. Seriously, I’d even be down with like, “Come to my Window” or “Closer to Fine”–hm. OK just one more thing: they shot NEW footage for this scene, and got the very best Sims layout to be the background, which means that the Sho-people were sitting at a table saying “Let’s shoot some new footage to put with that OLD SONG that EVERYONE HATES for next season!” Like, I just think if they are messing around with their shit, they should maybe mess around with the song. But she was, in fact, being subjected to the Super Bowl with her family as we were watching “The L Word,” so she asked Heather for a “play-by-play.” We decided instead that in order to have her spirit here with us, we’d make up things that we think she might say if she had been here. Haviland couldn’t come because of the Super Bowl. This week I watched “The L Word” with Heather and Lainy. OK sorry, real quick: there’s this “Secret Lives of Swingers” documentary on “WE” right now where this woman just said that swinging is great for her husband and her because “It allows us to sample many different flavors of deserts.” Coincidence? I want you to know that all I’ve done so far is upload a bunch of screencaps and I’ve already gone back to the refrigerator three times for more Neapolitan Ice Cream, which I think is important. I mean, your Mom gets laid more than “The L Word,” unless your name is Angelica Portard, as in “Hey Poortard, how’s your two Moms, you big GAY-MO?”
because no one has actual sex on “The L Word” anymore. This week I am going to add “Lesbian Sexy Moments” to the list of things I’m keeping track of. Just like, look at this picture really hard and tell me if you don’t think that’s the talking baby from the Quizno’s commercial, but decapitated and pasted on the body of a 3-year-old?
If you are wondering, yes, her children are aliens. Wanna see something really freaky? This is Phyllis’s family at the Carnival. This week’s episode is called “Lez Girls.” I have no idea why. It has been reposted on in all its messy, outdated, poorly formatted glory. This recap was originally published on Riese’s personal L Word recap blog, The Road Best Straddled, in 2007.
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